But Holy Cow, y’all! I actually got PAID! For being on TV! Which I totally would have done for free, but it is SO MUCH BETTER TO BE PAID! PAID! MONEY! WOOT-WOOT! Ahem. Sorry. I will now commence with the calming down.
Above you will see the photographic proof of said payment. All I can say is, God Bless Fox 9 News.
Why are my hands in the picture, you ask? To cover up my address, so I can prevent Cheap Chick stalkers. Yeah, right.
Seriously, my Ma would KILL ME if I published my actual home address. She still doesn’t get how Google Search and Anywho.com work. And her ignorance is my bliss.
Another Holy Crap/Cow moment is about the weather. Above is a picture of my backyard. Do you see it? Or rather, not it? Look at what’s missing. Can you guess?
That’s right, SNOW. Notice the decided LACK OF SNOW. The first lack of snow in my yard since October. I might be jinxing it, but I don’t care. Spring has officially Sprung.