But today is a new day, and that means another room for you to peruse. Therefore, I proudly present to you the BRAIN of my house. The source of my power. The room where all my frugal ideas are shaped and formed. I give you, My Bathroom:
Yes indeedy. That’s where the Cheap But Not Easy magic happens, folks. A great many ideas occur to me when I hang out in here:
Which is probably why I take one to two showers a day – water conservation be damned. I need to wash that man right out of my hair, and wash in fabulous frugality.
Here’s another spot where I sit and contemplate thrifty thoughts:
Spend enough time resting on one of those things, and you are BOUND to come up with creative ideas. Or, if nothing else finish that library book you started.
Then I have my Instrument of Deep Thought Formation:
All I have to do is point this thing at my head for 10 to 15 minutes and BLAMO. Instant plan/idea/scheme. I think it’s the heat – it gets my thoughts cooking. Plus it makes my hair look pretty, and that makes EVERYTHING BETTER.
Well, my secret is out and the CBNE Empire’s Nerve Center has been revealed. If you tell anyone, I will be forced to kill you. This post will self-destruct in 5 minutes.