I promised you a post on how to stay healthy for cheap, and I WILL deliver that post at some point in time during the day. However, my brain at 7 AM is little more than sludge, and I cannot, CANNOT, SIMPLY CANNOT be funny or witty or even remotely intelligent this early in the day.
Which does not bode well for my real estate students, whom I must start teaching in just two short hours. Oh well, who really wants to be a Realtor in this market anyway?
But enough of my sniveling, here is what you can look forward to reading this afternoon – my internal debate over renewing my gym membership; how I saved money on the dentist; and how I’ve never been billed for my visit to the Minute Clinic last year. In short, health! It’s not just your least favorite class in high school any more!
So please, try to contain your excitement and anticipation until approximately 5:30 PM. Thank you, and if you’ll excuse me, I must begin mainlining caffeine.